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Not to be confused with Granny's House Model.
Granny's House is a song made by FGTeeV. Its chorus is featured in Granny: Chapter Two by interacting with the Radio in the Kitchen.
Song Lyrics[]
FGTeeV: Dad, do I have to go?
Dad: Yes, it'll be fine
FGTeeV: Mom?
Mom: It's okay sweetie, granny's awesome, you're gonna have a good time!
FGTeeV: I don't want to be here....
Granny's house, I don't wanna stay
I just wanna go home, I don't wanna be at
Granny's house, she be creeping me out
Take me home right now
I don't wanna stay at
Granny's house, I don't wanna stay
I just wanna go home, I don't wanna be at
Granny's house, she be creeping me out
Take me home right now
I don't wanna stay here
Oh jeez, this place gives me the creeps
Hey granny, I'm here!
Granny: Just a minute dear
FGTeeV: Is there anything to eat?
Oh, what smells like pickled feet?
Granny: Do you wanna play hide and seek?
FGTeeV: Uh, no thank you, but is your TV broke?
And why is the front door locked up so much?
Is that some kind of joke?
Wait, why do you have a bat?
What are you gonna do with that?
Get back!
Ow, I think that something cracked
And then I woke up in a different room
Sweating and confused
Did she hit me? 'Cause I'm feeling it and I bet she left a bruise
Oh this lady crazy, I've gotta escape
But now there's bear traps that's surrounding the place
What am I gonna do? I gotta run
'Cause she's after me but I don't know what I've done
Cell phone's only got one bar
Let me try hide and call my mom
Granny's house, something's really weird
I'm feeling kinda scared, please get me out of here
Granny's house
She locked all the doors, I can't find the keys
Don't wanna be here no more
Granny's house, I don't wanna stay
I just wanna go home, I don't wanna be at
Granny's house, it's really creeping me out
Take me home right now
I don't wanna stay here
Hello, hello, oh no
Hehe, where'd you go?
Wait, what's that shiny glow?
It's a key! That's what it be!
But what door's it for, I gotta see!
Yes, it's the front door, but there's still a board
I gotta cut a cord and there's another lock?
Now I'm hearing creaks all up the floor
That's coming towards, she's above top
Ran down to the second basement, my face was in shock
'Cause I found a car, but it wouldn't start
Then I got a hammer from the glove box
Granny: I see you
FGTeeV: Yeah, I'm sure that you do
Now why on Earth in the toilet are there pliers?
I could probably use these to cut the blue wires
Now all I need is the key to escape Granny's house so I can be free
Then I got a yellow key, that got me a crossbow and tranquilizer (tranquilizer)
Popped up right behind her, then I surprised her
Fired a shot-shot, then she dropped-dropped
Granny's house, now I got the key
So I'm about to peace out, yeah, it's time to leave Granny's house
Time to say goodbye, I feel like I could cry, can't believe that I survived
Granny's house, finally getting out
And I'm not looking back, no longer trapped at Granny's house
But still I'm all alone, I gotta get home but don't know which way to go
Right now I'm looking for a savior, so I went to her neighbor's
"Hello? You gotta help me!"
Theodore Peterson: "Oh yeah! Quick! Get inside!"
Audio[]
Trivia[]
- This song accumulated about over 453M views on YouTube, making it the most popular video on FGTeeV's channel.
- The song sometimes gets referenced in some FGTeeV's Granny Videos, mostly to the part they get the Crossbow and Tranquilizer Darts.
- Granny's House in the song is taken from Version 1.5.
- This song can be played in the radio on the kitchen of Granny: Chapter Two.
- This is the most viewed piece of Granny media.